PRAGYAN AND CHANGE-4 ROVERS TO NEGOTIATE PEACE--BREAKING NEWS

 

BREAKING NEWS:  PRAGYAN   AND CHANGE-4 ROVERS   TO NEGOTIATE PEACE BETWEEN INDIA AND CHINA.

A quick survey among the citizens elicited this comment “anyway they will do a better job”

A background – this is based on facts:

The Chinese too have a rover on the moon, the latest one.   Chang'e-4 landed in the Von crater in the South  side  or far/ dark side ( same side as Vikram) on 3 January 2019.  It is still active as it powers down during the two-week lunar night when temperatures plummet to below minus 170° and recharges when the Sun returns after about 14 days. Vikram lander /Pragyan rover does not have the ability to withstand such extreme cold and hence its instruments get destroyed during lunar nights)
The distance between the two rovers would be roughly 1,948 km.

Now the development that is expected to have taken place, a highly classified top-secret matter. And true to form leaked to the media!

Chang’e -4 maybe capable of driving down quickly (only few days left) to meet its soul mate Pragyan Rover.  Apart from romantic interludes, these two can be commanded to conduct peace negotiations. No one else to corrupt minds there. So one can prospect a good chance of success.
Here's what happened:
Pragyan (gender neutral name under lunar conditions) watches through its camera, someone slightly bigger and handsome, hastily roving down towards it. First it experienced electronic disturbances, lots of static. Soon it gave way to some exuberance and, some hope, electronically speaking. This was evident from the instrument panel switching over to pink light and Pragyan, kind of dancing on its wheels. Vikram, Pragyan's father module, standing about 30 cm away, was oblivious of this development and busy trying to figure out the latest commands from Earth. Under the circumstances, Vikram did not expect Pragyan to experience loneliness and need for a companion and would not have been programmed by the chaps at ISRO to deal with these complex emotions.
Chang’e-4 came close enough now. Vikram’s doppler laser velocimeter helped in judging the safe distance and both Vikram and Pragyan felt unusual electromagnetic waves, streaming through its systems. For Vikram these waves, sort off, emitted ions of some complex element through its intelligence console. Causing the systems to quickly switch to safe mode and emit a SOS to ISRO. As for Pragyan, the waves were radio waves through its heart. It was love at the 1st signal! Dad's safe mode notwithstanding.

Now one is excused if one wonders how come Pragyan experienced emotion often associated with humans. Well, it seems some romeo at ISRO, proficient in AI had, stealthily, inserted an AI program into Pragyan, for such an eventuality.
 Time went by, both the Rovers and Vikram realised that they were not enemies and once their instruments calmed down, they settled to communicating in light pulses. Vikram left the two rovers to themselves, to be familiar with each other. A rational response no humans would have managed! 
Pragyan and Chang’e -4   were now holding their probe arms together and chatting. Exploring the beautiful landscape, purely relative to lunar surfaces, Pragyan and Chang’e exchanging coy glances through their camera lens and even were enthralled by the beautiful and enchanting blue round object in the sky.

Suddenly, both the rovers received a strange signal, a short 30 sec burst of intense radio pulses, from their respective lander modules. A series of contour maps were downloaded into their systems, along with several complex algorithms. 
They soon realised they have been assigned their first challenge as partners on the moon. In their own brains or whatever they have equivalent to that, they realised they must find an answer to the feud between their creators. Kind of humans finding solutions to the feuding gods!
Time was limited for Pragyan , based on its life span. However, Chang’e-4 quickly solved that issue. It extended unlimited power to Pragyan to last many more months. So cute, is it not? The moon does spin its magic after all!
Both have been immersed in the maps and the complexities of prejudices, greed, weaknesses, and strength of the respective creators. Several solutions were discussed over hot streams of electric pulses. All it seems are going well.
It is believed that the accord will be signed soon as per reports from the Craters. One proof of this is the panic it has created in the Whitehouse and No 10-Downing Street! French, American, and British companies manufacturing arms are finding their stocks are being battered at the NSE. Putin off course is watching on the sidelines.
Leaders on either side, that owned the rovers, back on earth, with one eye on the monitors, another on the elections and their heart in the snake  Manchurian and Jilebi fafda in front, are being briefed. A joint statement is expected soon. The rover’s opening statement has allegedly been hacked by Chinese and Indian hackers and it says: “Before colonizing the Moon or planet Mars, humans must learn to first live peacefully with each other” Don’t you agree, these rovers have been worth more than the investment on them. Off course thank that mystery romeo too.